If you order sex toys

[sirculturevulture]

Absolute poetry. We don't deserve you, my friend.

I agree. Sort of reminiscent of e.e. cummings.

[Offensive Wizardry]

Well then, try it and see what happens. Then report back to us lol.

im surprised butler didnt start this thread.

but back to the topic at hand,



ask butler. he'd know.

[War Room]

lol which part?

I dunno if I want to know anything else.

[FinitoxDinamita]

I didn't know people still walked into sex shops lol. It's not 1996 no more.

VR sex is the future..

[TheMyspaceDayz]

If you order multiple items from a store that only has the one vendor (unlike Amazon type outlets), you should get the items in the same package (allowing for availability).

Do you need all of your toys at once ?

I do not need them all at once. I live in a small town though and I’m wondering what it will look like if a whole bunch of made to look discreet packages arrive separately around the same time. Su****ious to say the least. My cousin has constructed a machine gun this way (ordering in parts because automatics are illegal in Canada) so it could draw unwanted attention.

[Citizen Koba]

I agree. Sort of reminiscent of e.e. cummings.

I've always thought of him more as our resident William Burroughs on one of his stream of conciousness trips but Cummings is a good call too. In any event a site treasure.

[b Murphington]

Seems complicated.

Might be better to go old school and actually go to a sex shop and pick up the sex toys yourself.

The people who work at sex shops are always the same type of person. Middle aged male, mild mannered and not creepy, looks like he doesn't really want to be there. It's like he only works there because Auto Zone next door wasn't hiring on the day that he really needed a job.

For some reason, their name is always “Goober” too.

[BodyBagz]

I do not need them all at once. I live in a small town though and I’m wondering what it will look like if a whole bunch of made to look discreet packages arrive separately around the same time. Su****ious to say the least. My cousin has constructed a machine gun this way (ordering in parts because automatics are illegal in Canada) so it could draw unwanted attention.

Fck them small town hoes.
Buy your toys with confidence.
In fact, get their opinions.

[Sctrojan]

Hahaha...probly one of those lazy pregnant one's people a raving about these days.


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Goddamn,baby momma in last picture can get it!! How much am I looking at for that thick ass Angelina Jolie?

[kara]

Goddamn,baby momma in last picture can get it!! How much am I looking at for that thick ass Angelina Jolie?

These have crazy high price tags too