Real life catfish story

[Vodkaholic]

He did

That bucktoof moda****a would even **** a female grizzly if it swiped right on him

Lmfao thats probably wut dat mofo swiped right on

[Vodkaholic]

Lol hell nah nukka. Fook u

Bet she had a unibrow too huh. Nasty gaptoof fool

[Gideon lock]

Would you tongue punch hillary Clinton's fartbox for $1000?

[club fighter]

When I was in ******ia, around catfishermen I went a couple times (I'm a saltwater man) just for the heck of it. We caught a ton and I thought it was all about the fishfry that night, but the seasoned veterans of this species had a trick up their sleeves.

I always avoid them cause they're scavengers and taste muddy like all freshwater fish but they took the ones we caught and put them in an old bathtub sitting around in the back yard, filled it with water, and fed them Jiffy cornbread dough balls for a day until their poop came out yellow. Seems it clears out their system and gives them a sweeter flavor from all the sugar in it. TBH it worked.

I still stick to saltwater just cause "seafood" is so much better than freshwater fish but they really knew how to make the best of what they had available.