my officemate thinks i look at his crotch when he is sitting and i talk to him and cover it with his hand wtf

[FinitoxDinamita]

Llooooyd! lol you should check out the spas. You can scope anywhere.

[Left Hook Tua]

Butler should change his name to Office Freedom given he behaves at work like Freedom does on the beach.

Remember when freedom/Tunney tried to impress ppl on the internet

Saying how he had a big ****

"Because he looked at a lot of ****s when he goes to the nude beach"

[Left Hook Tua]

Off topic story

Back in high school

Actually a year or two out of high school

We had a small party at some house. Forgot whos

Had some girls, ppl drinking, smoking weed

This was back in the days, kids

There was thing thing called vhs tapes/dvds

One homeboy decides to pop in an adult video

Tape or DVD

Don't remember

We have hood **** there

Even a couple hookers, my homegirl was running a whorehouse in sgv for some madam at the time

And idiot puts on an adult video instead of just getting laid, whatever

[Left Hook Tua]

I'm at the table playing spades

We were still young

Haven't graduated to pinochle yet

Not paying attention, just playing spades and teaching this girl how to play

then i hear something that catches my attention

My homeboy goes "that guy is russian"

"You can tell he's russian"

[Hustle]

I was talking to this dude in his cubicle.. it's his cubicle so he is sitting.. you know how ur pants in the d1ck area bulge when you are sitting like you have an erection or something... so i was talking to this dude i accidentally looked at his crotch one time for a second and he noticed it... from then on everytime i talk to this dude he covers his crotch area with his hand.. smh

Congratulations. Your co worker thinks you're a f@g

[Left Hook Tua]

I turn around

"Wtf you talking about?"

my homeboy was watching the TV

He was talking about the guy in the adult video

He goes "he's russian"

"How the f@ck you know that guy is russian?"

He tries to explain

He can tell by his ****

"You can tell the guys nationality by his ****?!!!?"

Yeah

"WTF?"

"Hey, man, I've been to jail, man. In the shower room I've seen other races ****s."

I told him, "motherf@cker everyone here has been to jail or CYA or juvie"

"Ain't none of us can tell nationality by ****!"

"Why the f@ck are you looking at everyone's ****s in the shower!"

[Left Hook Tua]

Same night

Around the same time

A different homeboy

"Damn that chick has booty!"

"I'd like to get a piece of that ass!"

The camera zooms out and the ass was the dudes not the chick!

Everyone laughs at him


SMH

We don't get to pick our homeboys.....

[jaded]

Maybe your co-worker saw your thread about you thinking that pu55y stinks and how you don't like it as well as your numerous peepee threads, and then he sees you staring at his crotch, so he thinks you're gay.

[Sweet Pea 5O]

Same night

Around the same time

A different homeboy

"Damn that chick has booty!"

"I'd like to get a piece of that ass!"

The camera zooms out and the ass was the dudes not the chick!

Everyone laughs at him


SMH

We don't get to pick our homeboys.....

[BodyBagz]

poiuwhb nmvorignoi

''Homeboy got straight busted ''