[REAL TALK] Ezekiel Bread - Ezekiel 4:9

[ProblemChild_JakePaul]

“Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side. ¹⁰ Weigh out twenty shekels^[] of food to eat each day and eat it at set times. ¹¹ Also measure out a sixth of a hin^[] of water and drink it at set times. ¹² Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel.” ¹³ The Lord said, “In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them.”

Ezekiel bread is a recipe directly from God. I think the best bread is probably Ezekiel bread.

[ProblemChild_JakePaul]

⁴ Then I said, “Not so, Sovereign Lord! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No impure meat has ever entered my mouth.”

¹⁵ “Very well,” he said, “I will let you bake your bread over cow dung instead of human excrement.”

God goes on to say it's acceptable to cook your Ezekiel bread using cow dung instead of human excrement as fuel.

[4truth]

Apparently in those days a man could negotiate with the Lord.

These days you can't negotiate shyt

[BodiesInFlight]

God goes on to say it's acceptable to cook your Ezekiel bread using cow dung instead of human excrement as fuel.

They used to bake bread over human excrement? Da ****? Why?

[Dobyzhee]

They used to bake bread over human excrement? Da ****? Why?

Read the entire book of Ezekiel..

it’s a fascinating read.

[BodiesInFlight]

Read the entire book of Ezekiel..

it’s a fascinating read.

A wheel within a wheel and all that jazz?

Nah i've not read it but I've heard its got some weird abstract stuff in it.

[Dobyzhee]

A wheel within a wheel and all that jazz?

Nah i've not read it but I've heard its got some weird abstract stuff in it.

absolutely..the rims are UFO’s.

the glory of God in chapter 1 are angels visiting Ezekiel along the Kyber River when the ***s were exiled to Babylonia.

[Zaroku]

Read the entire book of Ezekiel..

it’s a fascinating read.

I am a *** so I read the Torah and Tanak

I bathe before I pray

if I’m a very with somebody I make peace

then I prostrate myself face body flat on the carpet —
Ezekiel is a fascinating read

many biblical scholars argue - discuss this book



sweet post my brother

[ProblemChild_JakePaul]

I am a *** so I read the Torah and Tanak

I bathe before I pray

if I’m a very with somebody I make peace

then I prostrate myself face body flat on the carpet —
Ezekiel is a fascinating read

many biblical scholars argue - discuss this book



sweet post my brother

I also lay down on the floor either prone or prostrate when I think deeply about religion.

I am wondering if eating Ezekiel bread is a punishment. It's supposed to be healthier. Hopefully they don't actually use manure to cook it today.

[BoxingParadigm]

I've never had it.