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    Man Gets Accused of Shoplifting Due to Huge Bulge

    Man Gets Accused Of Shoplifting — Turns Out The Bulge In His Pants Was Just His Huge *****

    A British man was put in a very awkward situation this week when he was accused of stealing items from a shop and putting them into his pants.

    According to The Scottish Sun, Steve Whitehurst was shopping at a store in Stoke-on-Trent, England, when a manager “asked about his bulge.”

    The manager accused him of trying to shoplift. Whitehurst claims he “just kept telling her that it was my *****.”

    “Eventually I dropped my trousers in front of everyone and just stood there in my boxer shorts and said, ‘See, I’ve got nothing to hide,'” he told The Sun.

    Reportedly, she kept pestering him, and he finally went to another room and showed the security guard that he wasn’t stealing anything, and that the bulge was all natural. The store claims that nobody told him he had to show his *****, but that he did it himself.


    #2
    He actually did steal something.

    He stole my heart.

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      #3
      Hahaha Dudes packing monster schlong!

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        #4
        That was me fellas. It’s okay, I’m fine.

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          #5
          lmfao imagine being that fool and just finally breaking down and whooping your **** out! YOU SEE, I TOLD YOU! IM JUST PACKING MOTHERUCKERS, I AINT NO THEIF lmfao.

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            #6
            Fakew news. Not a real news paper

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              #7
              Eddie Hall is officially not "the beast" anymore

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                #8
                Originally posted by BoxingFan85 View Post
                Eddie Hall is officially not "the beast" anymore

                This is the face Eddie made, when he saw that dude's bulge.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Willy Wanker View Post
                  This is the face Eddie made, when he saw that dude's bulge.


                  Seriously though Eddie does some weird shït sometimes. Saw him grinding on a bar in the gym in one of the Shaw strength videos.

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                    #10
                    This happens to me all the time, bros.

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