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Vitali Klitschko was the best heavyweight ever and I can prove it!

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    Vitali Klitschko was the best heavyweight ever and I can prove it!

    Lets work backwards:

    The loss to Lewis: Lewis planned to sabatoge Vitali by pretending to be overweight... To do this he went into the future and borrowed Wilder's costume and wore it under latex during their fight. Poor Vitali was training to fight a midget and was forced to take the fight on short notice (the midget...short notice haha?). During the fight lewis cheated by making sure the ref stopped the fight early... Vitali was winning! He was starting to really wear down Lewis' fists by engulfing them with his opened face!

    The loss to Byrd: Vitali knew that to face the most dangerous fighters to ever grace the earth he would need his shoulder to be perfect! besides Vitali thought it was the last round or he would have continued! He thought the ref said "the Byrd broke its wing" not that he was being asked "is your wing ok?"

    Everyone who knows boxing understands that Sam Peter was the most dangerous fighter ever! Peter put such a beating on poor James Toney, that James had to drown his sorrows at a buffet! Well... we know James was at a Buffet after the fight... of course he was inhaling the pota...his sorrows.

    The second most dangerous fighter ever would be Corey Sanders... Even out of shape Sanders would have made short work of Louis and Liston, on the same night!

    Fighters all weigh more now meaning they are all better! Vitalie beat modern heavyweights like Vaughn the terror bean, Olin, the nose, Norris, Herbie, "ill hide ya good man" hide... Never heard of these guys? Humph figures, how about Albert Sosnowski?

    Finally Vitalie is the greatest because he delay hit Solis! Thats right folks! After hitting Solis with a devistating blow (nobody saw) Solis suddenly caved in as his leg snapped! Amazing!

    So, in reality Vitali is undefeated! And he has beat the best of the best!



    #2
    It's pretty hard to argue with that!
    Rosco3387 Rosco3387 likes this.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Willow The Wisp View Post
      It's pretty hard to argue with that!
      Hahahhahahaha

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        #4
        Originally posted by markusmod View Post

        Hahahhahahaha
        Ali win over Forman... "drugs" fed to George
        Jones over Toney... Bad chicken wing fed to James
        Tyson losses to Douglas... Japanese **********s.

        According to my expert calculations every fighter is undefeated!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Rosco3387 View Post

          Ali win over Forman... "drugs" fed to George
          Jones over Toney... Bad chicken wing fed to James
          Tyson losses to Douglas... Japanese **********s.

          According to my expert calculations every fighter is undefeated!
          - - Satire requires a higher intellectual effort than U have attempted.

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            #6
            Originally posted by QueensburyRules View Post

            - - Satire requires a higher intellectual effort than U have attempted.
            Irony has a lower bar...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Rosco3387 View Post

              Irony has a lower bar...
              Lower bar is where Queenie shines. And bars are where he seems to spend most of his time, based on the drivel he posts.
              billeau2 billeau2 JAB5239 JAB5239 like this.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Anthony342 View Post

                Lower bar is where Queenie shines. And bars are where he seems to spend most of his time, based on the drivel he posts.
                I'd love to go to a bar with Queen and Zaroku one night.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Rosco3387 View Post

                  Irony has a lower bar...
                  - - Iron Tire Irons is what the LowBrows wield.

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