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    Anyone experienced this?

    I was making sweet love to my misses last night and my big fluffy Siberian cat decided to jump on my head.

    I can’t close doors because she just meows and try’s to get in.

    My gaaaaaaaawd

    #2
    Your cat is fcking your girl behind your back and this was his way to establish dominance and cuck you.
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      #3
      Originally posted by Szef View Post
      Your cat is fcking your girl behind your back and this was his way to establish dominance and cuck you.
      Ewwwwwwww!


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        #4
        Used to have a Black Lab / GSD cross - Benji ... one of the smartest dogs I ever knew, there was a few times when me and the former Ms Koba (RIP) were getting down to business on the sofa and I'd suddenly feel a wet nose nuzzling around my asshole region, pretty sure there was a tentative back bollock lick in there too, once or twice. Offputting, to be honest, though I'm sure he was just trying to be helpful.

        Damn, man, cried like a baby when that dog died. Still brings a lump to my throat. One of the reasons I never got another dog since.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Citizen Koba View Post
          Used to have a Black Lab / GSD cross - Benji ... one of the smartest dogs I ever knew, there was a few times when me and the former Ms Koba (RIP) were getting down to business on the sofa and I'd suddenly feel a wet nose nuzzling around my asshole region, pretty sure there was a tentative back bollock lick in there too, once or twice. Offputting, to be honest, though I'm sure he was just trying to be helpful.

          Damn, man, cried like a baby when that dog died. Still brings a lump to my throat. One of the reasons I never got another dog since.
          Yeah that'a definitely worse than my experience!

          It's the biggest downside to getting a pet, you love them like family, but they die too young!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Citizen Koba View Post
            Used to have a Black Lab / GSD cross - Benji ... one of the smartest dogs I ever knew, there was a few times when me and the former Ms Koba (RIP) were getting down to business on the sofa and I'd suddenly feel a wet nose nuzzling around my asshole region, pretty sure there was a tentative back bollock lick in there too, once or twice. Offputting, to be honest, though I'm sure he was just trying to be helpful.

            Damn, man, cried like a baby when that dog died. Still brings a lump to my throat. One of the reasons I never got another dog since.
            .........

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              #7
              My dogs nick name is **** block 1. My daughters nickname is ****block 2.

              My wife decided she wanted to blow me in the kitchen while I was preparing food but the damn dog snuck in without us noticing and was very close to joining in before we even noticed it was there. We booted her out but the mood had been ruined from laughing and cringing at the thought that it very nearly licked my balls.
              Last edited by DaNeutral.; 07-13-2021, 03:10 PM.
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                #8
                Originally posted by Dakuwaqa View Post
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                Anyone experienced this?

                I was making sweet love to my misses last night and my big fluffy Siberian cat decided to jump on my head.

                I can’t close doors because she just meows and try’s to get in.

                My gaaaaaaaawd
                Lol. Yeah!! Ive got two rescue dogs, they are beautiful. both boys, one a hound looking guy and the other a German Sheppard mix. Rosco, my Sheppard is very protective of the whole family... particularly my wife. At night nobody comes near wifey without Roscoe's permission lol. You can see the problem here? Ultimately it is a good thing, when I have towork, leave the house etc...I know my honey is well protected, but sometimes? lol.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Citizen Koba View Post
                  Used to have a Black Lab / GSD cross - Benji ... one of the smartest dogs I ever knew, there was a few times when me and the former Ms Koba (RIP) were getting down to business on the sofa and I'd suddenly feel a wet nose nuzzling around my asshole region, pretty sure there was a tentative back bollock lick in there too, once or twice. Offputting, to be honest, though I'm sure he was just trying to be helpful.

                  Damn, man, cried like a baby when that dog died. Still brings a lump to my throat. One of the reasons I never got another dog since.
                  Totally understand... Horrible experience.

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                    #10
                    My buddy Greg was ****ing some j girl and Jhonny got wood and hopped on her leg.

                    pets go crazy hearing *** sounds.

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