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    Mario’s evil brother Luigi

    Luigi was an old man with a tiny dick, but it didn't stop him from doing what he wanted day to day.

    He was a pedo and he would often sneak around town looking for young children to prey on. But he also had a darker side. He was a rapist, and he would often sneak into the local Goomba village and **** the innocent Goombas.

    Luigi also had a very unusual addiction. He was obsessed with eating fried chicken, and he would often eat it for every meal. But that wasn't enough for Luigi, he would also eat his own shit (like georges.) It was a disgusting habit, but he couldn't help himself, “it was too delicious,” his own words ngl.

    To top it all off, Luigi had a very long and creepy mustache. It was so long and bushy. it was also a reminder of the horrible things that Luigi was capable of. Put simply he was a menace to society, and was never caught and brought to justice. He is still there lurking every corner of the Goomba village waiting to come across his next victim
    Willy Wanker Willy Wanker likes this.

    #2
    This makes me want to watch the new Mario movie even more.

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      #3
      I just realised Derranged claims to be half Italian despite having a hook *** nose. Makes sense with Luigi’s shit eatting. Possibly related to eachother somehow?

      Worth noting regardless. Inshallah.

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        #4
        Originally posted by markusmod View Post
        This makes me want to watch the new Mario movie even more.
        I fvkcing hate that they chose Chris Pratt. Dude didn't even change his voice

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          #5
          Originally posted by Uncle SneakyTouch View Post

          I fvkcing hate that they chose Chris Pratt. Dude didn't even change his voice
          That's been a big topic of debate on the film.

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            #6
            Originally posted by markusmod View Post

            That's been a big topic of debate on the film.
            First problem I have is that fvkcer is everywhere and it's oversaturated. He's not even that talented to be put in our faces. At least the rock is somewhat entertaining and slightly more talented and even then it's annoying.

            Second is the idiots defending the choice saying "well can you listen to the original Mario voice for 2 hours?" As if mario is a chatter box or gonna give some kind of friendship speech at the end or something.

            terrible choice



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              #7
              Originally posted by markusmod View Post

              That's been a big topic of debate on the film.
              Chris Pratt doing voice overs of Nintendo characters now?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pretty Boy32 View Post
                I just realised Derranged claims to be half Italian despite having a hook *** nose. Makes sense with Luigi’s shit eatting. Possibly related to eachother somehow?

                Worth noting regardless. Inshallah.
                Do you think it was Derranged who influenced Luigi to eat fried chicken and live a life of degeneracy?

                Shalom

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Willy Wanker View Post
                  Do you think it was Derranged who influenced Luigi to eat fried chicken and live a life of degeneracy?

                  Shalom
                  Does Luigi pack more italian sausage than Mario ? We know Donkey Kong and Bowser were both packing rods

                  Shalom

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by i_am_a_champ View Post

                    Does Luigi pack more italian sausage than Mario ? We know Donkey Kong and Bowser were both packing rods

                    Shalom
                    Mario was the shorter and fatter brother. He had a face and body like Ron Jeremy, and a huge pecker to match.

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