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    [HOLY S**T!] Pulling your azz cheeks apart and dropping a massive turd.

    My guts collapsed as I extruded a korn studded effigy of our founding fathers!
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    Butler taught me how to save toilet paper
    He was recounting his days at Catholic school and rassling with old white Catholic priests

    that is where he learned how to

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      #3
      You're a mad man, bruh
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        #4
        Dude I’m just happy all that fiber mini wheat gets condensed into fuel for nomads.

        I always try to drop a Mr clean

        pure turd for reparations

        doc told my wife he is a character

        nk more all you can eat Korean BBQ

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          #5
          My buddy in India who drinks the middle third of his urine.

          im not into scat, but. A chick once shat on my avg sized Dong!

          my lil sausage is very dark cuz of over use ???

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            #6
            Technically, if you do spread your bum cheeks to drop a load you are making your bum hole thinner, thus making the turd rip your bum hole to get out.
            Just sayin'......................Rockin' Rattle Snake
            Last edited by Rockin'; 12-02-2023, 05:48 PM.
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              #7
              Originally posted by Rockin' Rattle Snake View Post
              Technically, if you do spread your bum cheeks to drop a load you are making your bum hole thinner, thus making the turd rip your bum hole to get out.

              Just sayin'......................Rockin' Rattle Snake
              I’m saying that a massive turd just slides out smoothly

              Also japanese toilet paper is kinda rough and gritty!

              I don’t think most posters know that there are toilets in rural Japan where a guy gets into ski jumper position and everything comes out.


              these old school farmers then dry that chit with the sun and use it as fertilizer.

              when I was in Gifu a real isolated place, I shat in an outhouse…

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                #8
                This thread is sponsored by that refreshing bubbly drink, booty juice
                Go and grab you somma dat shlt on ice.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Willy Wanker

                  Yeah, even I can't add anything to Z's thread, for once. I think everything I wanted to say has already been covered. Shalom

                  Think of caca as nutrients —- fertilizer

                  Rural Japan like Gifu many homes are are over 7 hundred years old..

                  The street I live on is a unesco heritage place
                  and monks still dump in a pit

                  I’m just saying that Japan isn’t all big mega cities.

                  ​​​​​​​when you meet these girls in Tokyo they (bumpkins) don’t want you to go to their home or meet their parents..

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BodyBagz View Post
                    You're a mad man, bruh


                    post this bro!!! Yes men on recycling hamburgers to the third world!

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