Any clever ways to get back at unruly juvenile neighbors?

[Beercules]

We talking Mexicans here?

[AddiX]

Hire poor people to handle it for you. It's sounds wrong, but you can get poor people to dk anything for pretty cheap.

In my troll campaign we just paid some poor folk to hand out flyers all over our targets apartment building.

[Sadiqkingofko]

buy a ******* and take care of it

[Derranged]

take a dump on their lawn each morning.

thats all you can do.

Green karma, lad.

[BoxingFan85]

take a dump on their lawn each morning.

thats all you can do.

I second this motion.. Well literally..

[Zaroku]

Take your plastic shaolin sword out your punk azz and talk to them. Nice rich hood you live in my friend. Glad to know you called the cops to handle an issue I can deal with by myself.

Keep being the man you are, beta boy. Offer them a slice of your weak azz or keep calling the cops.

When I go to my old hood, ESSJ, that bull**** isn't tolerated. It's bad for business. The cops probably know about those guys already, and something will probably happen soon enough.

You live in the hood fool.

[flipbjefrox]

Buy a walter balloon launcher to thrown ur eggs. You can do it from far always I thought being closed to the house. Paint ball too u can do that

[Sup]

Take your plastic shaolin sword out your punk azz and talk to them. Nice rich hood you live in my friend. Glad to know you called the cops to handle an issue I can deal with by myself.

Keep being the man you are, beta boy. Offer them a slice of your weak azz or keep calling the cops.

When I go to my old hood, ESSJ, that bull**** isn't tolerated. It's bad for business. The cops probably know about those guys already, and something will probably happen soon enough.

You live in the hood fool.

It isn't tolerated?

Isn't San Jo literally one of the worst cities when it comes to crime in the Bay Area?

To the OP, if they drive, find out which car is theirs and take a knife to the tires.

[Zaroku]

I'm going to help you:

1. Stop calling the cops and watching like a lil b1tch from that window in your house. They are not ******. And will figure it was you.
2. Go over and introduce yourself, take a 12 PAC of beer, modelo, or Pacifico.
3. Just chill with them, burn a joint or two with them.
4. Complain about your boss or your working hours etc. hint that you need more sleep.
5. Don't bring up your cheap azz speakers or singing in the shower.
6. Go home and leave what's left of the beer behind.
6. Say hi for the next few days, act cool with them.

7. Once they get loud or ****** buy beer go back and ask them if they can chill cuz you don't want to blow up the spot.

Lastly: don't wash you Subaru or jeepny in daisy Dukes anymore! Stop playing grab azz with your man, very uncool.

[Zaroku]

It isn't tolerated?

Isn't San Jo literally one of the worst cities when it comes to crime in the Bay Area?

To the OP, if they drive, find out which car is theirs and take a knife to the tires.

For you maybe, not for me. I'm from Palmas, but got solid homies I grew up with. I go to the North side and south side just to chop it up with my buddies.

My Japanese girl can't believe I grew up that way. She and my sister like to go shopping @ Stanford Mall & university ave.

Safe place really.