Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

As you are to me darling. A man who can express his true ****ing feelings as eloquently as you can is truly a bum boy to be respected and loved.

I also like yer trousersnake

Southpaw, giz a kiss

Hoff, me darling, have I told you that respect you as a person and I would never take advantage of you... unless you like it that way

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Hoff, me darling, have I told you that respect you as a person and I would never take advantage of you... unless you like it that way

I'm on the carling again tonight me lover, so you may ravish me in ways that many bum boys would not even dream of. I need some good lovin' to divert me attention from the ****e I'm drinking.

Long live Stella!

Alan Akbar!

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'm on the carling again tonight me lover, so you may ravish me in ways that many bum boys would not even dream of. I need some good lovin' to divert me attention from the ****e I'm drinking.

Long live Stella!

Alan Akbar!

An extra serving of special saurce will sort out yer troubles :bukkake:

[TheHoff'sGhost]

An extra serving of special saurce will sort out yer troubles :bukkake:

Lay it on thick, I'm famished so I am.

[Oasis_Lad]

Awright bum boys.

Mickey, you've smudged the Bringer's mascara all over you lips.

[Oasis_Lad]

A song about Welter:

Parents are raging all around my door
I said i'd never touched your kids before
It takes a mob of this mass
To transport my ass
Straight back to those Canuck-land shores

Any more verses, fellas?

[Oasis_Lad]

We need Hoff's literary talent on this one.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

I bring new meaning to the phrase 'riding bikes'.
And in my basement I'm hiding young tykes
The kids they call me the peedo baddie
I told em to clear off - I need my maddy
And a feline to fondle while hitting the bong
Do you think Maddy would look fit in a thong?

[Oasis_Lad]

Wonderful.

Welter > Fred Kruger.

[TheHoff'sGhost]

Wonderful.

Welter > Fred Kruger.

A group of stray cats wandering through an alley. Welter turns up and beckons them to follow him to his love shack, then cat woman turns up and tries to recruit them into her army of moggies.

Who they gonna go with?

I'm going for Welter because catwoman hasn't got a trousersnake. Lust would win out in the end.