my officemate thinks i look at his crotch when he is sitting and i talk to him and cover it with his hand wtf

[The Big Dunn]

I'm at the table playing spades

We were still young

Haven't graduated to pinochle yet

Not paying attention, just playing spades and teaching this girl how to play

then i hear something that catches my attention

My homeboy goes "that guy is russian"

"You can tell he's russian"

You better be playing double deck pinochle. Single deck with 9s is for lames.

[2shameless]

Wear sunglasses next time. Your coworkers might think you're a douche, but you can keep your sexuality a secret.

[Willy Wanker]

B.utler should have been a character in the Office.

[Zaroku]

He probably avoid using the urinal so Butler doesn’t look at his man tool!