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[Gideon lock]

I'm not well versed in sex toys but I have a sneaking su****ion I was used as one in Amsterdam. Whilst I was under the influence of Psilocybin my mates thought it would be a good idea to pay this lady of the night some money to dominate me.

What happened was me getting whipped repeatedly for around half an hour I had a gag in my mouth that smelt of nutsack too. She ended up sitting on top of me and pooing on my chest it was dreadful. My pals thought it was hilarious I ditched them and spent the rest of the night in the hotel fuming.

[Gideon lock]

I seem to remember you telling us this story once before.....

I wouldn't be surprised, I use a facade of humour to cover up the mental scarring of the incident helps to get it off my chest so to speak haha

[Gideon lock]

Here she is after leaving the baby at home.

Anyone that actually gets down with something of that nature should be euphanised, its probably comparable to shagging someone that has rigor mortis setting in. Definitely not for me.

[jaded]

I'm not well versed in sex toys but I have a sneaking su****ion I was used as one in Amsterdam. Whilst I was under the influence of Psilocybin my mates thought it would be a good idea to pay this lady of the night some money to dominate me.

What happened was me getting whipped repeatedly for around half an hour I had a gag in my mouth that smelt of nutsack too. She ended up sitting on top of me and pooing on my chest it was dreadful. My pals thought it was hilarious I ditched them and spent the rest of the night in the hotel fuming.

[Jsmooth9876]

When I was a kid, I worked at a warehouse that handled the local Fed Ex shipping and a huge ***** popped out a box and tumbled all over the floor and we threw it back in the box and the driver came in and told us all about the customer who lived there lol. I bet she was looking out the window waiting for that package to show up

[kara]

When I was a kid, I worked at a warehouse that handled the local Fed Ex shipping and a huge ***** popped out a box and tumbled all over the floor and we threw it back in the box and the driver came in and told us all about the customer who lived there lol. I bet she was looking out the window waiting for that package to show up

Dong Deluise

[Beercules]

When I was a kid, I worked at a warehouse that handled the local Fed Ex shipping and a huge ***** popped out a box and tumbled all over the floor and we threw it back in the box and the driver came in and told us all about the customer who lived there lol. I bet she was looking out the window waiting for that package to show up

That's some funny ****.

Possibly it was Righteous ex girlfriend when he discovered a massive black ***** that story still cracks me up

[Beercules]

I'm not well versed in sex toys but I have a sneaking su****ion I was used as one in Amsterdam. Whilst I was under the influence of Psilocybin my mates thought it would be a good idea to pay this lady of the night some money to dominate me.

What happened was me getting whipped repeatedly for around half an hour I had a gag in my mouth that smelt of nutsack too. She ended up sitting on top of me and pooing on my chest it was dreadful. My pals thought it was hilarious I ditched them and spent the rest of the night in the hotel fuming.

[kara]

That's some funny ****.

Possibly it was Righteous ex girlfriend when he discovered a massive black ***** that story still cracks me up

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Beercules]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss the bastard. Hopefully he's ok.


Apparently his girlfriend went away on a family trip so he had to feed her cat or whatever and he went through her stuff.


He found a huge BBC ***** and was really upset


I'm loling right now