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If Caballero doesn't start the remaining league games, I can't be bothered to watch.

I'll start supporting the Brenda for manager movement as well.

[MOTHERDUCKER]

If Caballero doesn't start the remaining league games, I can't be bothered to watch.

I'll start supporting the Brenda for manager movement as well.

Please tell me there is no movement for Brenda? I thought that was just Sparked

[Sparked_26]

There is a bit of a movement lol

We know he's a nutjob but he knows the clubs and the academy.

Also Chelsea ain't winning crap for 2 seasons. We'll brutally fire him when we have a better team.

[E-Thug]

I'd be amazing in Serie A meate (bum league), he was **** average in the prem.

The only place you'd be amazing in is in prison you ****ing pe-do

It's nasty, I don't think he intended to spit at the daughter but still it isn't justified. The guy was just having standard banter/winding him up a bit it's not like he mocked a dead relative or the Hillsborough disaster.

Carra himself said it was unacceptable or whatever but it looks like he won't be sacked, just a suspension. The family also said they don't think he should be sacked.

He's a Scouser, what do you expect. Spitting is the way they greet each other

The only scouser worth a damn is the boy Roy

Pogba. I don't rate him. Plays with a cigar in as they say. Doesn't move the ball quick enough through the lines.

He's like a Rolls Royce in that he looks quite good but ultimately he's not practical in most systems. I don't know what he is. Box to box? Orthodox midfielder? No10?

Box to box, needs the licence to roam without being shackled with extreme defensive responsibilities

Mourinho making himself popular. "I've sat in this chair twice before, with Porto - Man Utd out, with Real Madrid - Man Utd out, so this is nothing new for this football club."

Disrespecting the club now. He�s lost it

He's an absolute ****. Jose is the reason we're so ****. I can't even use the City spend money excuse anymore because it's not as though we're not spending. We've splashed out millions upon millions and then to have that kind of performance followed by those comments ...

He's a insidious, cancerous twat. Sack him and put someone else in charge.

He should be sacked on the spot wtf??

Porto was a complete jammy fluke

Madrid only won cause Nani got sent off for no reason in the second leg.. a completely innocuous high foot.. we were actually winning before then

I also heard before hand he was slamming United's record in the CL or something over the last 20 years..

2 CL and 2 final losses..

Outside of Bayern, Barca and Madrid is there other clubs with that record? over the last 2 decades? probably 1 or 2 i can't remember but it's not an easy competition to win..

Ok i just checked the only other club to win it twice in those years is Milan.. Infact Bayern has only won it twice in that time also..

I wouldn't call the Porto win a fluke, that was a different time tactically. Teams then couldn't figure out how to beat Jose's famous 4 2 3 1 formation. Now the game has passed him by. He STILL persists with the same decade old formation ffs the guys shunts Pogba in CDM. Just let him play in CAM and keep Matic and that kid McTomminay as CDM's

I still don't know why we signed Sanchez other than getting one up on City. We're paying near enough half a million a week on a piano merchant.

What is the point of signing Paul Pogba if you aren't gonna play him against an average side in a crunch CL game?

I'd be fuming if I was a Utd fan, Fellaini over Pogba?! Baffling **** like that has been going on for so long under Mourinho that people have just got used to accepting it without really saying 'what the ****?'.

Guy is a full on bellend. Even his comments about De Boer on Monday were over the line disrespectful. Hope he stays for another 10 years, they could sign whoever they want this summer and he'll do nothing with them to improve the team or style of play.

Sevilla are worse than they've been for a few years this year, comfortably the easiest QF draw for whoever gets them.

Really don't blame you for wanting Jose to stay with us, it'll make your lots lives even easier.

He's just a **** **** manager who's set us back a good 5 years now.

Genuinely felt as if we'd won the champions league last night, seeing ManUre get tooled by some spanish fishermen was epic. They best leave this competition to the big boys

That's the closest you'll get to winning anything this year. And what happened to your customary bigging up of players?

Oh wait, you've stopped doing that because you're 2 best players - Salah and Mane - are ******s and you hate ******s.

Can't wait until Salah joins a bigger club. He's wasting his time at Liverpool

Does anyone listen to podcast quickly Kevin?

They've not done any new ones for a while but its a 90's football podcast.

Tbh, 90's was the last time football was cool generally. Parma were the bollocks.

What is funny is the amount of genuine superstars that nearly joined crap sides. Roberto Baggio nearly joined QPR when he was 28. 28!!

Imagine. In his prime. Playing for Q. P. Fecking R.

The 90's was the last great decade of football man imo there was a real, genuine air of authenticity when you went to games. Seeing Ferguson in his prime, our treble winning team, European powerhouses boasting world class talent, no media saturated bollocks, things were different then

We are literally only losing because Courtois can't save at the near post or when the shot is directly at his head.

That isn't a goalkeeper.

Never mind Conte or tactics etc. if your goalkeeper isn't going to stop a shot at his forehead.... can't win.

Courtois is an absolute bum

im enjoying this, hopefully it ends up 8-0, slapped arse face hazard gets sent off after he scores an own goal and conte gets sacked

Hazard is grossly overrated. He'll have the odd moment or game and then disappear for prolonged periods. There's no consistency with him

Also Oscar Valdez is an absolute baller. Genuine PPV quality that lad. Guy makes staying up until 6 AM worth every minute

[Caught Square]

[Roy Jones Jnr]

[Roy Jones Jnr]

Give us Barca.

We'll show Chelski how it's done.

Robbo will man mark Messi out the game.

Van Dijk will slap Suarez up.

My boy Loris Neuer will show that complete and utter bum Courtoius how it's done.

Then of course Salah, Mane and Firmino will give Um******* and co a right seeing to.

Mark my words, would be a bigger scoreline than the last time we played them in the prestigious International Champions Cup when we slapped them 4 - 0 with our reserves.

[Roy Jones Jnr]

Courtois is rated 89 in this years FIFA.

That means my boy Karius will be rated minimum 102 in FIFA 19.

[F l i c k e r]

I'm not even gonna mention that Belgian bum's name any more.

Barca aren't even that good. Chelsea are just that poor. Even with an actual GK, we either get away 1-0 over two legs or lose on away goals aggregate 1-1.

Whose left? Real, Barca, City, Roma, Sevilla, Pool, Juve, Bayern?

I rather see Barca get City or Juve.

[Sparked_26]

Chelsea hit the woodwork 4 times over two legs and had an utter bum in goal who should have saved two of their 4 goals. I think we created more chances over the 2 legs.

City and Liverpool would beat them I mean Liverpool would need to score about 5 goals at least but they could do that. City only lose to that team if their inferiority complex comes back.

Usually the day after games I feel a bit sorry for players that cost us game. But Courtois is such a knob who constantly belittles Chelsea and his teammates that I'd welcome teammates throwing him under the bus.

He's just not a nice guy. I know footballers must have egos but he's not premiership quality and he never looks to himself. Yesterday he admitted mistakes but that is the first time in 4 seasons he's done so.

Stephen Hawking would have been better than him in goal yesterday and I am aware he died the day before.

I think he should saved the last 5 goals Chelsea have conceded. I've never played in goal and I think I might have saved 4, genuinely